Rihanna

 

She’s hot, she can sing and that smile, oh my!

 

Probable Name: Def Jam Mobile Wifi – Rihanna  Van_2
Password: some boring rotating password sent by the nerds at def jam IT

Suggested Name: Rihannas Party Network
Password: jameson

Jesus

Christians believe he’s the son of god, all around nice guy. Does awesome party trick where he turns water into wine (how cool is that?). I’m sure heaven has crazy fast wifi.

Suggested Name: You made it!
Password: none 

Troy and Abed (of Community)

Undoubtedly one of the best duo on tv.

Probable Wifi Name: Troy and Abed are Awesome
Password: robots
Suggested Name: Abed and Troy are Awesome
Password:  i wonder what the password is in the other timeline?

Jack Bauer

Contender for most bad ass on TV. This dude has had 8 complete 24 hour fucked up days where he’s been shot, quit heroin (cold turkey), died & came back, cut his friend’s hand off, tortured his brother and got laid. Nuff said!

Probable WiFi Name: linksys (to lure unsuspecting terrorists)
Password: none 

Suggested Name: No one suggests anything to Jack Bauer unless it’s a suggestion to lie face down on the ground.

Walter White

Mr. White. Chemistry teacher and (formerly) all around nice guy. At the moment he’s the  largest manufacturer of Crystal Meth and got a guy in a wheelchair to blow himself up to kill his rival. Epic.

Probable Wifi Name: The White Family Wifi
Password: chicken noodles

Suggested Name: The Heisenberg Empire
Password: gus who?

 

Photo courtesy of DeviantArt’s norbface.

Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club

Ah the MC. They deal in guns, fight for fun and love their bikes. They have some major issues, but, they’re still awesome. They make me want to join a club.

Proabable Wifi Name: Wifi? haha, there’s more likely to be a passed out hooker in their closet than a wifi router.

Suggested Name: Idle Club Members! Get Free Porn Here!
Password:  boobies

Bill Gates

Microsoft’s former CEO, got mad cash but still wears those weird round glasses.

Probable Wifi Name: Melinda Gates Home Network
Password: Why bother, it’s not like the range of the wifi can extend outside their massive crib. 

Suggested Name: Considering how much cash this dude has, I’m going to go out of the norm and suggest that he disconnect his entire household from all forms of technology. By that I mean, electricity, lighting, internet, xbox live etc. He should shed his business suit and instead spend his day in simple woollen gown meditating on life and try to discover the purpose of meaning.