Contender for most bad ass on TV. This dude has had 8 complete 24 hour fucked up days where he’s been shot, quit heroin (cold turkey), died & came back, cut his friend’s hand off, tortured his brother and got laid. Nuff said!
Probable WiFi Name: linksys (to lure unsuspecting terrorists)
Suggested Name: No one suggests anything to Jack Bauer unless it’s a suggestion to lie face down on the ground.
Mr. White. Chemistry teacher and (formerly) all around nice guy. At the moment he’s the largest manufacturer of Crystal Meth and got a guy in a wheelchair to blow himself up to kill his rival. Epic.
Probable Wifi Name: The White Family Wifi
Password: chicken noodles
Suggested Name: The Heisenberg Empire
Password: gus who?
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Ah the MC. They deal in guns, fight for fun and love their bikes. They have some major issues, but, they’re still awesome. They make me want to join a club.
Proabable Wifi Name: Wifi? haha, there’s more likely to be a passed out hooker in their closet than a wifi router.
Suggested Name: Idle Club Members! Get Free Porn Here!
Microsoft’s former CEO, got mad cash but still wears those weird round glasses.
Probable Wifi Name: Melinda Gates Home Network
Password: Why bother, it’s not like the range of the wifi can extend outside their massive crib.
Suggested Name: Considering how much cash this dude has, I’m going to go out of the norm and suggest that he disconnect his entire household from all forms of technology. By that I mean, electricity, lighting, internet, xbox live etc. He should shed his business suit and instead spend his day in simple woollen gown meditating on life and try to discover the purpose of meaning.
ThinkUp coder, co-founder of lifehacker, all around geek lady. Hates being called a geek girl (threatened to set herself on fire if she’s hears it one more time). Also co-hosts Twig (which I’m a fan of, obviously) with Leo.
Probable Wifi Name: Gina @ Home
Password: Most likely something complicated involving java, hair and glee.
Suggested Name: Gleeks United
Former world heavyweight champion, voice like a girl, but would knock me out if he heard me say that. Bit a guy’s ear off once, I think he must have gotten a case of the munchies.
Probable Wifi Name: Mikeys Home Network
Suggested Name: Lights Out
Password: round 1
Ahh the stig. Mysterious, kinda creepy and can drive like mad. Some say he once won a thumb wrestling contest with Chuck Norris? All we know is, he’s called the stig.
Probable Wifi Name: linksys
Suggested Name: VROOOOOM!
Password: lap time