Jack Bauer

Contender for most bad ass on TV. This dude has had 8 complete 24 hour fucked up days where he’s been shot, quit heroin (cold turkey), died & came back, cut his friend’s hand off, tortured his brother and got laid. Nuff said!

Probable WiFi Name: linksys (to lure unsuspecting terrorists)
Password: none 

Suggested Name: No one suggests anything to Jack Bauer unless it’s a suggestion to lie face down on the ground.

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