Christians believe he’s the son of god, all around nice guy. Does awesome party trick where he turns water into wine (how cool is that?). I’m sure heaven has crazy fast wifi.
Suggested Name: You made it!
Gandalf. Helped frodo save middle earth, killed a balrog, died and came back and can blow some crazy smoke rings. Nuff said.
Probable Wifi Name: linksys
Password: haha, you must be joking
Suggested Name: The Pointy Hat Network